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* Kuhn completely tried to bring home pets as a kid
<Seraphita> Is that why you ended up friends with Heat
<Sakubo> ...is Heat a pet
<Kuhn> HEY PI PI PI, HIS NAME IS AGNI, I CAN KEEP HIM RIGHT? HE DOESN'T EAT MUCH AND I'LL FIGHT HIM EVERYDAY
<Seraphita> I just think of him as a puppy kinda
<Seraphita> because he growls a lot and wants pettings
<Sakubo> ....he doesn't eat much
<Kuhn> yes, one of those mutts that has a dominant breed in his backround
<Seraphita> Kuhn left out the part where the new puppy ate HIM a lot so wasn't as hungry
<Kuhn> Like part husky or german shepard or something
<Seraphita> "oh, that chunk just came out of my leg on its own!"
<Kuhn> trying to make a good sales pich
<Kuhn> *pitch
<Kuhn> IT'S JUST A FEW POUNDS OF MEAT, I CAN KILL SOME MONSTERS TO FEED TO HIM EASY
<Kuhn> HE KNOWS TRICKS, LIKE FETCH (sera), HEEL (at Sera's side), AND PLAY DEAD!
<Seraphita> He also keeps Serph from walking into walls sometimes
<Seraphita> so it's kinda like a service dog
<Sakubo> HAHAHAHAHA
<Kuhn> exactly
<Seraphita> for... Serph
<Seraphita> I don't know what to call that as a condition
<Kuhn> he's a utility breed!
<Kuhn> he can also herd enemies!
<Sakubo> Into his mouth
<Kuhn> well, yes
<Seraphita> and run really fast through closing doors
<Sakubo> To save Sera
<Seraphita> and does sic'em tricks for madame
<Kuhn> so good for speed trials!
<Seraphita> JUST PUT ME AT THE OTHER END OF THE COURSE